Of Laogongs and Laopos.

Here's an interesting convo that I had with a friend.

X says:
hihi "lao po"
may says:
AHAHAHAH!
may says:
go do your gp essay!
X says:
lolx
X says: lazy leh...
may says:
go do lar
may says:
finish it this time round
may says:
then no need ot worry alr!
X says:
anyway he not teach us the next term wad...
X says:
dun do he also cannot chase...
may says:
but just do to ease your own conscience!
may says:
hahaha
may says:
i your lao po
may says:
ask you go do, you better go do!
may says:
ahaha
X says:
zzz
X says:
i dun wan play liaoz...
X says:
haha
X says:
u are not my lao po anymore =P
may says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
may says:
whr got like that one
X says:
divorce
may says:
want divorce must divorce properly!!!
may says:
hahaa
may says:
must got papers and all that
may says:
dont care, so we're not officially divorced
X says:
foolscap paper?
may says:
you still gotta listen to me!
may says:
HHAHA
may says:
you go write divorce cert lah
may says:
tmr i sign
X says:
zzz
may says:
BUT TODAY YOU STILL MY LAOGONG SO MUST LISTEN TO ME
X says:
then it will be like writing gp essay...
may says:
GO DO GP ESSAY!
may says:
hahahahaha
X says:
lazy lar...
may says:
go larh
may says:
go crap something up
may says:
better than doing nothing!
X says:
nope
X says:
doing nth is better
X says:
he is not gonna give any constructive comments anyway
may says:
ahha you dont feel guilty one ah
may says:
aiya but at least practice?
X says:
doubt he can grade the stupid work properly...
X says:
how to learn if we dunno wad are our mistakes?
may says:
hahaha
X says:
he's too lousy to tell us that...
may says:
but you should still attempt it!
may says:
like you'll know roughly what are some of the things you might need to read up more on
X says:
i no conscience de...
may says:
that kinda thing
may says:
hahaha i be your conscience
X says:
wadever the spelling...
may says:
that's what a laopo is for
may says:
so GO DO YOUR WORK!
X says:
nononononono!!!
X says:
U ARE NOT MY LAOPO!!!
may says:
DONT CARE
may says:
GO DO
X says:
WE ARE NOT MARRIED!!!
may says:
just now you say hi to me
X says:
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
may says:
lol!!!
X says:
pls note the " "
may says:
dont care!
X says:
T_T
may says:
you got say there alr
X says:
i wanna go jump down the building and die
may says:
finish your gp essay first
may says:
LOL
X says:
'The use of violence is unjustifiable in a civilised society.' Discuss.
may says:
you doing htis one?
X says:
dunno
may says:
define first
may says:
what you mean by violence
may says:
and what you mean by civilised society
X says:
so ma fan...
may says:
JUST DOOOOOOO
may says:
haha
X says:
dun wan do le...
may says:
OMGG SO LAZY
may says: next time how to earn money to support our family??!
X says:
zzzzzzz
X says:
nonononononononononono i wont be married to u!!
X says:
i'll rather die!

Woots, the art of Jitsiao-ing and Nagging combined :)