dug this out from an old message convo, this guy's a classic! haha. but to protect his identity i'll call him X. :D

may　i think you'll be a good father next time
X 　 ..
may　i dunno!
X 　 we shall see la..
may　how to see leh
may　when you become a father we wont be in contact le lor ):
X 　 nvrmind..i dun want to let u see either
X 　 haha..
may　LOL WHAT DONT WANT LET ME SEE LOL
may　why leh!
X 　 !!!!!!!!!!
X 　 WHY U WANT TO SEE MY THAT ONE..
may　HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
X 　 u siao arh?
may　LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
X 　 ..
may　what talking you!!!
may　I SAY I WANNA SEE WHEN YOU ARE A FATHER LAH!
may　LOL!
may　NOT SEE YOUR THAT ONE　LOL
X 　 oh..haha..paiseh..
X 　 misinterpretation
X 　 hahaha
may　LOLLLLLLL
may　YOU SICK LAHHH
X 　 sry la..i am a guy what
X 　 haha
may　LOLLL!

seriously retarded. :D